Tonight, I will be running away from home. Do not worry about me please. I’m a grown adult (26) and I promise I won’t be living on the streets or anything like that, but I haven’t a clue when or if I’ll ever be on tumblr again. My life has become infuriating and unsatisfying. Although, running away isn’t the answer it has become my only means of escape. For days,...
"You can't stay on the computer ALL DAY."
optionallygrammatical: Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie ...
understanding a joke on the big bang theory
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
laugh-addict: via laugh-addict
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator I wish I didn’t need to reblog stuff like this. I wish people *got it*. But judging from the ridiculous response to these posts, stuff like this clearly still needs to be repeated. (via lavender-labia) This actually made me cry....
mrs hudson: knock knock
john: who's there
mrs hudson: nacho
john: nacho who
mrs hudson: nacho housekeeper
alliartist: rufftoon: kimiknowsthesecrets: ...
dailymantra asked: 11, 18, 20 (mixing up the genres, ooooh)
ask me questions based on movie genres!!
1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
2. have you ever tried to escape from home?
3. have you ever saved anyone's life?
4. have you ever been in a car accident?
5. have you ever broken a bone?
6. do you hope to get married?
7. do you plan on having kids?
8. do you like anyone right now?
9. have you ever cried over someone you liked before?
10. hugs or kisses?
11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
12. have you ever had a "paranormal" experience?
13. what's your biggest fear?
14. are you scared of the dark?
15. how often do you have nightmares?
16. have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt?
17. when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it?
18. is it easy to make you laugh?
19. what's something you find funny that most people don't think is funny?
20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
staticanarchy: i-like-pigeons: THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.
motherhonker: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE